We cannot wait to hear from you. As long as you bring a big pile of cash. We are like lawyers … the first 30 minutes is free, but then lookout!

Seriously, we can be your imaginary friend for a lot less money than you think. Unless you are … um … uncongenial. If you are very uncongenial then we will shun you … unless you have a lot of money.

Reach out … worst that could happen is …